I want to develop an animated GIF tattoos that I can call Tattoons.
When you watch cable, you see advertising.
When see advertising you think it’d be a good job.
When you get a job in advertising, you look for ideas outside your window at 2:00 a.m.
When you look out the window at 2:00 a.m., you see your neighbors having sex.
When you see your neighbors having sex, your neighbors see you seeing your neighbors having sex.
When your neighbors see you seeing them having sex, you get arrested for being a peeping tom.
When you get arrested for being a peeping tom, you have to sign up for the Sex Offender Registry.
Don’t work in advertising.